July 2, 1947
I'm not quite as anonymous as I was.
I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish.
It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were coming to hear - mainstream comedy.
Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair... Change my name, just see what happens.
The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so it's the best of both worlds. There's a lot to be said for it.