November 28, 1962
I can be in 20 movies. But I'll never be an actor.
Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center.
If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program to the news.
I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days.
Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You legalize marijuana, no need for quotas, because really, who's gonna wanna work?
Why is it that if you take advantage of a corporate tax break you're a smart businessman, but if you take advantage of something so you don't go hungry, you're a moocher?
There are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy. Like standing in the operating room when a guy's heart stops, and you're the one who has to fix it!
You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things.